...is all of the cold and flu germs don't die from cold. I mean, sure we get a little bit of cold weather here and there, but only for a few days. I am so sick of picking up used snot rags and being sneezed on. Sarah has been sick twice just this month, Jacob is on his second cold, and Chuck has been sick nonstop for two weeks...Yuck! I actually threatened my son today. I told him that if he sneezes in my face one more time, I'm dipping his head in the toilet so he can see how it feels to be grossly covered in germs. Okay, so I'd never really do it, and he knows it's an empty threat. Yet, somehow I'm able to take one giant step back from teetering on the edge of madness just from having said it.
So now you realize I'm not one of those perfect mommies, right? It's okay. I'm kind of an iconoclast, and I don't mind destroying your illusions. When people hear that I stay at home and homeschool my kids, they act in one of two ways. Either they're offended and make remarks along the lines of, "It must be nice to be able to afford to live on one income, " or something really rude, that insinuates I'm too lazy to work outside of the home. Conversely, others think I'm some kind of supermom-saint, but who is possibly shielding her kids from the real world.
I'm neither lazy, wealthy, nor endued with superhuman powers, I assure you. I am a Christian, but I don't homeschool for religious reasons, and my kids probably know more about the world than I did at their ages. We live in suburbia, but our neighborhood is zoned for a very poorly performing school in the inner-city. I don't want my kids having to compete for the teacher's attention with 28 other kids who have problems ranging from ADHD, and fetal alcohol syndrome, to just plain neglect from their crack-addicted parents. And, believe me: my heart goes out to these kids. But, I just want to know my kids are getting a good, quality education. We are enrolled in a publicly funded virtual school, so I have a teacher to communicate with when we need help, and a school to keep track of grades and records for me. Sometimes, I do a really crappy job of keeping us on task, and Jacob has to work really hard for weeks to catch up. Sarah's not in school yet, so we just work with her at her leisure. Next year, I may put them in school and use my mother-in-law's address (she's zoned for a good school). Then again, I may try to figure out how to homeschool two kids at once. Then, I'll really be on the edge!
As we reach the end of January, I'm really hoping for a reprieve from the flu and cold germs. I'm tired of scrubbing and disinfecting. Today, I did nothing constructive in terms of housework, because I just feel like everytime I take one step forward, I have to take two steps back. Chuck can't stand for me to clean around him under normal circumstances, but he really hates it when he's sick and just wants to rest. The man is going through soda like there's no tomorrow. You should see our recycling bin...overflowing. But, he went to work today, so I'm hoping he's finally on the upswing. Jacob is in his room coughing and sneezing all over himself...better on him than on me.
Well, thrilling as all of this must surely be, I think I'm out of words...