My Daughter is Four Going on Fourteen

I'm serious. The things this girl says to us, and does are completely out of the norm for a four year old...Last night she was sitting on the rocking chair backwards, rocking like a maniac. I reminded her of the time she sat backwards in the rocking chair and fell off, busting her head, and told her to turn around right. She told me no, and kept right on going. So, Daddy told her to listen to her mother, and she put her hands over her ears! Needless to say, she got to spend some time in her room. Here is a random sampling of some more Sarah rottenness:

She was in the bathroom. Chuck walked in without realizing she had been in there, apologized, and said he just needed to get some medicine. She responded, "Yeah, well I just needed some privacy."

I turned around in the van to see her picking her nose, and told her to stop because I didn't like seeing that. Her response? "Turn around and you won't have to see it."

We were in a restaraunt last week, and she was being really loud. Chuck says, "Sarah, where are you?" She answers, "Duh, Daddy. I'm right here."

I really have to stop laughing at these outbursts, but it is so hard. My mom keeps reminding me that I won't think it's so funny in a few more years...Also, she says that I'm just getting what I deserve for all of the mouth I gave her :).